You can be sure it is an NRI Desi chap when somebody:
Sends a fax with a stamp on it.
Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead,
Got locked in Furniture Shop and slept on the floor.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put "Sagittarius."
Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Studies for a blood test and fails.
Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
Tries to drown a fish.
If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
Thinks socialism means parting.
Trips over a cordless phone.
Invents a solar powered flashlight.
Sells the car for gas money