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Whatsapp par 2 km lambe message bhejne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

John Abraham ko comedy film me cast karne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

Har hafte Adobe update nikaalne wale logon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

Good morning ko Guuddd Morningggg..!!! Likhne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.


Good Night bol ke bhi online rehne waalon,tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

Price tag ke aagey Only lagane waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

Chilar ki jagah, Eclairs dene waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

Har movie se pehle gutka mukesh ki ad dikhane waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

Ladkon ki reply par hmmm... likhne wali ladkiyon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

"I love you but as a friend" kehne wali ladkiyon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

Har hafte set max par Sooryavansham dikhane waalon ,tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

Sunny Leone ko sari pehnaane waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

Android per BBM use karne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.

src:syacartoonist

Sir: Define Energy?

Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas…

Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.

Santa: “and this is called Energy…” :-P

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya


toh first time 100 Rs fine,


2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

 


MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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