Bass 2 minute Ke Liye Mai Apna PHONE Ek Dost Ke Ghar Par Bhool Aaya ttha..!!
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Aisi Feeling Aa Rahi tthi.. Jaise Mai Apni Masoom Girlfriend Ko 'Shakti Kapoor' Ke Paas Chhod Aaya Hu..!!!

Little Preeto came running into the house after school one day, shouting, “Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!”

“That’s great, sweetheart,” said her daddy. “Come in to the living room and tell me about it.”

“Well,” said Preeto, “I got 50 in spelling, 30 in Maths and 20 in Science.”

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!

But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.

Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.

Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’

Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.

Give me two reasons why I should go to school.

Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!

Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books

Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books

Teacher: (Hun ik aukha question)!
61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??

Student: LIBRARY

Tym Effect 

Ek Bachcha Apne Mom-Dad ki Shadi ki Album dekh raha tha..
Usne puchha- "Maa.. Ye is photo mein smart sa Insan kaun hai..?
Maa- Beta Ye Tere Papa Hain..!

Beta- Achchha..? To Hum iss "Ganje-Mote" ke sath kyun rahte hain..? 

Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Dewey said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?"

"Certainly not," said the Priest. "As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it."

"I tried," Dewey sobbed, "but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?"

"If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family."

Thanking the Priest, Dewey hurried off.

When confession was over, the Priest returned to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his turkey.

Life Main Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad
Rakhna..
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Cream Biscuit Main Cream
Hoti Hai Lekin..
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ger Biscuit Main Tiger
Nahi Hota..

Teachers are hot water.
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Parents are mineral water.
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Enemies are salt water.
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Lovers are cold water
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Frnds are Daaru ki bottle..
Khushi ho ya Gumm..
De sath har Dum.