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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
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Munna : Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit : Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na.
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TEACHER : Bacho kasm lo ki daru, cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan doge....
BOYS: De denge sir, ab aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya....
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Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked - engine hi nahi.
Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le..
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Aurangazeb: Senapati batao ki hum Shivaji ko kyu nahi dhund pa rahe hain??
Senapati: Kyuki Maharaj ham Mugal hai Google Nahi.
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Banta- Govt hospital k doctor aur marij mai kya fark hai?
Santa- Doctor nurse pr aur marij farsh pr marta hai...
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Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya.
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Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.
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Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?
Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!
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Circuit- Bhai ye bata Akal badhi ki bhains?
Munna Bhai- Pehele apun ko date of birth bata tabhi to bataega tereku, aisehi khali peeli time khoti karta hai sala.
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Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.
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