Here is a joke about the first three years of marriage.

• In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
• In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens.
• In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

PAINFUL BUT CUTE..!!
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After two years of BreaKup,
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Boy saw his GF wid her Husband..
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She was rubbing her nose on his shOulder..
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Boy (Smiling) :- Aaj bhi Rumaal bhul gayi..
Pagal !! 

Daughter: Dad i am in love with a boy who is far away from me.................

I am in India and he is in U.K

We met on an metrimonial website,,,,,

Became friends on Facebook.

Had long chats on whats app.,,,,

Vice talks on WeCha,,,

Proposed each other on skype....

And now we are in a relationsip from 2 months..

I need your blessings and good wishes....


DAD said:

Now get married on Twitter,,,

Have fun on Tango,,,,,,

Buy your kids from eBay,,,,

AND

If you are fed up from your husband...


"OLX" pe bech de......

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Technology development.... 

Nice line from HITLER:
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"War is better than love,
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Bcoz
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At the end of war u either live or die..
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But
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At the end of love,
U niether live nor die..." 

Biscuit wale ka love letter:
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Dear Marie,
today is good day,

U have krack-jacked my little heart,
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Now i am in 50-50 Position,

Piz don't play hide&seek,
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Tumhara Tiger ...

Mere haatho ko apne haatho me thaam kar usne pucha ...

Pyar karti ho mujhe ???

Me chup thi... usne fir pucha ... kya me tumhe pasand nahi..???

Me kuch na keh saki... usne pucha ....

Zindagi bitaogi mere saath ????

Mene aankhe jhuka li....

Usne kaha mere sukh dukh me hamesha saath rahogi ??

Meri aankho me aansu the....

usne mera chehra utha ke dekha to heraan ho gaya or pucha ...

Aankho me aansu ku??

Mene kaha pyar karne waalo ko agr ye sab puchna pade to pyar kesa ...

Pyar to rooh se hota hai ...

Aankho me padha jata hai ....

Or dil me basaya jata hai.

Ek ladki ne chote bache k gaal pe kiss ki.

Girl- Oh sorry tumare gaal pe lipstick lag gyi.

Baby- Kuch achcha karne se agar daag lagte he to daag achche hain.

LADKA: Tum kya
karogi agar main
mar gaya to?
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LADKI : (Mazaq Se)
Main to bohat khush
ho jaungi.
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Next din ladki ko pata
chala k ladka mar
gaya hai.
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or 
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1 letter chhod gaya.. .
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Uspe likha tha...

Jaan bhi koi badi cheez nahi thi

tumhare khushi ke liye !!!

Chhoti si love story..!!

Ek dada aur dadi ne
Apni jawani ke dino ko fir se yaad kar ke manane ka socha,

Un hone faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare milenge

Dada subha jaldi uth kar tayyar ho ke
gulab le kar phoche par dadi nahi aayi..

Dada gusse me ghar pahoch,
tum aayi nahi, main intzar karta raha thmara

Dadi ne sharma kar kaha
maa ne jane nahi diya..!!

So kiss me and smile for me

Tell me that you'll wait for me

Hold me like you'll never let me go

Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane

Don't know when I'll be back again