Technically there are 7 TYPES OF LADIES:

1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything forever.

2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the moment you turn off.

3. SCREENSAVER lady: Just for looking.

4. INTERNET lady: Difficult to access.

5. SERVER lady: Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA lady: Looks beautiful but you can only look.

7. VIRUS lady: This type of lady is normally called 'WIFE', once enters your system, never leaves even if the system is formatted.

A Girl Went to An Electronic Shop With Anger & Threw

Her newly-bought Laptop On The Desk From

Whom He Bought. She Told The Salesman That You've Cheated me.

I Cannot Transfer Files Salesman:Madam,Can You Please Try In Front Of Me.

This Is What She Exactly Did: 1)Copied the file she wanted to transfer

2) Disconnected The Mouse From That PC.

3) Took That Mouse Carefully & Connected It To The Other PC Where She Wanted To Copy That File

4) Right Clicked The Mouse & Selected The PASTE Option.

The POOR Salesman DIED.

Girl calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem..
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Girl:" When I type computer password,
it just shows star star star star..
Whatz the hell ??

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Help Desk:" Mam, those stars are to protect you,
so that if a person standing behind u,
they can't read your password... 
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Girl:" Yeah, but stars appear even when
there is no one standing behind me..!!

Computer ki teacher santa se: 
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Teacher: Santa JAVA ke 3 latest version
btao.
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Santa: .
1. Mar java.
2. Mit java.
3: Lut java.

Aaj Mujhe Ek ladki kehti hai,
Mujhe facebook pe ID bana do,
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Maine kaha: Tujhe ID Chalani Aati bhi hai kya..???
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Woh kehti: Chala aap lena... main picche baith jaungi...

Santa to Banta
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Santa : Tujhe apna Computer bda
krna hai?
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Banta: Haan yaar..
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Santa : To Computer me se windows
nikal k darwaza lagwa le.

How Do Engineering Teachers Complete Syllabus...

Unit-1: This Is Just Introduction,
No Need To Teach..

Unit-2: Very Easy Topic,

You Can Study On Your Own.

Unit-3: This Has Already Been Discussed In Last Class.

Unit-4: This Topic Is Directly Given In Text Book As It Is,
So I Don't Need To Teach It.

Unit-5: Now Who Is Ready To Give Presentation .. ?