Jokes

Exam versn of blue eyes..
Friend says:
white eyes red teri lagdi ha menu
i thnk sari raat padti rhendi h tu
makng chits uff ye tricks
baby lagdi h cheater
(oh yeah)2
katal kre tere ideas thriller
.
Teacher raps:
nazar paper par rakha kar jab
me invilligate
krta hu
main wo teacher nai hu jo students
ko marks deta
hoon
red pen laya hoon
marks cut kr doon
dekh lunga parents aur tere
teacher nu
paper check karu phr haat me le k
sahi marks doon na du tolmol k
2nyt u gotta sleep late at nyt
aj ho gaya fail phone kr k ghar pe bol
de
.
Mom raps:
ghar pe rahega to rahega be fikar
ni mera matlab
hoja ghar se beghar
or else dungi left nd right
bahar hoga shor bete ghar pe petai
u decide k kya krna h
tujhko to begger banna h
sir jhukwa di h tune meri sharm se
aur kheda h techr ne badla liya apne
studnt se
(chorus)
.
Dad raps:
suna tere skul me fund bhaut kam h
padhne likhne ka tera na koi plan h
pass kradu note khila du
teri pricipal v beta gandhiji ki fan
hai ...
kehni o mere gandhiiiiii jii 

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Bass 2 minute Ke Liye Mai Apna PHONE Ek Dost Ke Ghar Par Bhool Aaya ttha..!!
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